You just can't make up stuff funnier than this.....


Naked wife distracts victim while husband burglarizes home - WKRN, Nashville News, Nashville Weather and Sports

I love his statment, "you want to help people out from time to time...." yeah right, he just wanted to help himself see a little T&A.

I wonder if the victim is married. If so, the little Missus might hire an attorney and complete the burglary...

I hope Larry gets his service revolver back...

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You can't fix stoopid.

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I like that he invited her to church...

But I didn't understand about him getting her a towel and then she toweled off and was soaking wet again?

Not that the story makes all that much sense anyway. But I certainly sympathize with the guy.

Another good Christian type trying to be like Ja.

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