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How Long Until Rick Santorum Comes Out of the Closet?
This "man" is a loser among losers.
Rick Santorum Files for Divorce, Blames the Gays - The Daily Currant
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I think you may be right, not that there is anything wrong with that...
..... His wife will keep the family home and automobiles, while Santorum will keep most of the couple's wardrobe. he says. "My wife kept complaining that I talked too much about gay sex while we were making love. Santorum says he's ready to move on and has already started leasing a bachelor pad in the Logan Circle neighborhood of Washington, D.C. Logan Circle Remains D.C.'s Top Gay Neighborhood "Single life is going to be hard," he laments. "There aren't a lot of women interested in an aging father of seven. I might have to get creative about who I date." "I was just trying to explain how all the anal and oral things they do are filthy and disgusting compared to our intercourse. But apparently my wife didn't appreciate hearing about bears and twinks while I was inside of her." I wager he has already sampled the 'filthy and disgusting' and found it to his liking. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Now that you bring it up, I wonder if he really is responsible for santorum.com.....
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Ah, the author of "It takes a family" heavily criticizing divorce rates and low childbirth rates (and muslims, and gays, and all that fun stuff). A model citizen!
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Guys! It's SATIRE! SATIRE!! Here is the website that that article came from. It has "satire" in the title of the site.
Please do some basic research (like checking your source) before posting... The Daily Currant - The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record
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I wonder if the Daily Currant has the real names of those Korean pilots . . .
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Also, clicking on the "About" link brings you to a page that begins like this: Quote:
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Instead of The Onion, think small dried berries. But similar "news" sources.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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anyone ever read the classic vintage onion stuff? I never realized how long that publication has been around, but I found the article blaming the sinking of the Titanic on the Spanish quite amusing.
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I figured this was satire after reading a bit of it. It is just too over the top.
But 'satire' is how the story about 'Barry Sorento' got started, and to this day there are Conservatives that claim it is true. |
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I had wondered that at first as well, but then I considered some of head shaking things that have come from Santorum's mouth in the past......
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Earlier this month, KTVU said the names of the pilots as "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow."
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And, as Pooka pointed out, if we repeat it often enough, then it must come true...
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Oh, how awful, did anyone get into trouble?
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