Obama Works Deal With Iran

WASHINGTON (BHN) - In the wake of last week's successful arms control agreement with Syria, the White House announced Wednesday it has reached a "monumental breakthough deal" with Iran.
"We are pleased to announce that through tough, unwavering negotiations, this administration has achieved success in obtaining an ironclad promise from the leadership of Iran that they will not assemble the nuclear weapon components they have built. The world can now breathe a sigh of relief," Press Secretary Jay Carney told reporters.
In an unusual move, Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei praised the American president, calling Obama "the hardest negotiator ever," and confirmed that after finishing the components of several nuclear devices and their missile delivery systems, his country will "definitely" not assemble them.
Reaction to the deal ranged from giddy celebration by Democrats led by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, to panicked emergency civil defense drills in Israel and Saudi Arabia.

I can not wait for tomorrows read speech by the press secretary, that due to H. Clintons help and J. Kerry following B. O.'s instructions that Putin has agreed to give up all of their nukes. I am just sorry that it took them so long to figure out how great they are are at negotiating. And of course we get to keep all of our nukes, that is how great they all are just ask them. or you can just ask any of their fans.

Nothing like having an experienced community organizer to orgainize the community.

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All you need to do is look into what community he was organizing and see how well they are doing now. I think that is how he always got elected to a higher position, as that was the easiest way to get rid of him.

Agreements are nice but what about enforcement?

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They will do what's right, don't worry.

We are all aware that this is a hoax site right?

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Punked by the Onion....

or in this case peacemoonbeam.typepad.com....

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Not too funny now, Eh?

What has changed?

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- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

The satire looks like it was spot on as far as Iran.....LOL