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Million dollars.
One of our aquaintences won a million in a lotto last week. Been quite a long time since I personally knew anyone that did win a signifigant amount. Of course a million is not what it once was but still cannot hurt. One nice thing up here in Canada is any winnings are not taxable. You actually get all you win.
I always felt they beat horrific odds when they do. I won cash only once that I can think of. My mother in law wanted me to take her to a bingo game quite far away. So when we got there I thought I would kill the waiting time by playing as well. Staying on the better side of the mother in law was a good incentive as well. She actually liked me. Never have played bingo before or since. Won three hundred that was split four ways. This was so long ago you couild actually get some value out of seventy five dollars. My only other signifigant gamble was for love those many years ago. I am still paying for that one. Even though I won? |
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The one time I bought a ticket, I won.
Ticket cost: $1. Winnings: $2. Then I lost the ticket before I had a chance to redeem it. Never again. |
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wheres your cut?
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On my right index finger from installing plumbing yesterday at a place. It was a very small cut though.
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That's great! A guy I work(ed) with won the "$200,000 a year for life" scratch off. He didn't last long at the office before taking early retirement!
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Almost as big as Food Stamps
BBC News - Bill Gates regains top spot as world's richest person "Mr Gates' total net worth was estimated at $76bn (£45.5bn) this year, up from $67bn in 2013. His rise in wealth knocked Mexican telecoms tycoon Carlos Slim off the top spot into second place." Probably by giving them windows servers
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Well, now he won't have to eat Kraft Dinner . . . But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchup.
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I actually haven't cut myself while working on the car for the last two times. Makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong...
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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Quote:
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Probably the gloves
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I. Have. A. Skin. Condition.
Why must I continue to be mocked for this?
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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Aren't you supposed to be driving somewheres?
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Only for the morning . I'm back now.
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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I always say a million won't buy what It used to!
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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That's better than losing in the lottery!
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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