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Obituary of the CENTURY!!
If you don't LYFAO, you're already dead.
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"He was surrounded by his loving wife"
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We Never Print the Truth, Because the Truth Hurts
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I'm gonna go get a glass of bourbon in his honor right now!
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Such a sacrifice on your part, Tom. The local authorities would not take kindly to it if I did the same, be they the long arm of the law or my parents
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Plagiarized from John Cleese' eulogy for Graham Chapman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2XPkqENaw
But by god, I hope somebody writes an obituary like that for me! |
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Obituary of the CENTURY!! ??? Why did I think this was going to be about John G?
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I love this guy! Judging by that twinkle in his eye, wouldn't surprise me if he wrote a lot of it, or borrowed it from Cleese, and if so, I'm OK with that.
*EDIT* Only a small, but good, bit of it was borrowed from Cleese, but that was a pleasant view nonetheless.
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Yep.
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There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors.
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A good obit makes you wish you'd known the person. This one does. I bet he wrote it himself. I noticed the Cleese-inspired opening as well. He put it to good use so can't fault him for it.
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![]() I think GatorBlue92 ought to run up to Newark Saturday and give us a report on who authored the Obit. Convey the regrets and well wishes from thousands of OD members while you're at it. ![]() I'd consider dropping by the Deerfield to pay respects if I didn't have to work Sat. Just to satisfy my curiosity. ![]() S/F Marine RIP |
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As someone who has written an obituary in the last two weeks, I appreciate the laugh this gave me. And I needed the laugh.
And this is giving me serious consideration to write my own.
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I've got to get to work! ![]()
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