Smelling Farts Might Prevent Cancer!
 

Continuing with MTI's giant hole and noxious gases theme...

See honey, I perform the dutch oven out of love and for your good health! :D

A Stinky Compound May Protect Against Cell Damage, Study Finds

Yes and antioxidants promote the spread of cancer. The more you know...

I used to feel good that many people missed some of the more common serious diseases. Now I am not sure if the price of doing so was justified.:

In the interests of good health I should go have some pickled eggs and beer daily I suppose. Only problem is the wife will inform me that also might prove fatal. I somehow think informing her that it is also good for her health is not going to work out at all. It would be pretty bad if even the dog left as well.

Anyways it is not totally proven it reduces disease. Still I see it as proven to potentially lower your costs of living though.

Calling the Clk Man... :D

Get the best of both Worlds. Beans are dam good for you.

In the interests of good health I should go have some pickled eggs and beer daily I suppose. Only problem is the wife will inform me that also might prove fatal. I somehow think informing her that it is also good for her health is not going to work out at all. It would be pretty bad if even the dog left as well.

Anyways it is not totally proven it reduces disease. Still I see it as proven to potentially lower your costs of living though.[/QUOTE]

Well I decided to inform the wife last night at the cottage. That is of the health benefits of really smelly flatuance.

She informed me instantly that her clothes in all likelihood are not going to fit her replacement. :D

Learn something new every day. Who woulda thought? :D

Better go hit up the chile tonight with extra kidney beans. ;)

I guess it's time for 1000 Fart in a Can March call options.

Chile does not contain beans, especially not kidney beans. Please.

You need to lighten up. It was a joke. :D;)

My chili contains beans. Yours doesn't? Good for you.

I know:D