This really is not a political post so I am putting it here so more can see.

So today my mom called me from Walmart and asked if there was anything else I needed for my dorm. I said a lamp would be nice, so she bought me a lamp, or so she thought.

She dropped it off a few hours ago and I opened the box eager to set it up and this is what I saw:




So what, may you ask, is actually inside the box?
A communist-made mass lighting device in the colors of the ISIS flag.

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Current: 1975 450SEL, 83 300D, 88 Yugo GVX, 90 300D OM603 swap, 91 F150 4.6 4v swap, 93 190E Sportline LE 3.0L M104 swap, 93 190E Sportline LE Megasquirt, 03 Sprinter, 06 E500 4Matic wagon.

Solution: Defund and dissolve it.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

So whats in the boxxxx?

Did they remove the lamp or something or?

I'd be pissed. Really guys ITS A LAMP FROM WALMART.

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82 300SD 145k
89 420SEL 210k
89 560SEL 118k
90 300SE 262k RIP 5/25/2010
90 560SEL 154k
91 300D 2.5 Turbo. 241k
93 190E 3.0 235k
93 300E 195k

I see you're having trouble telling the difference between TSA and NSA. Let me help you with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transportation_Security_Administration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency

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CENSORED due to not family friendly words

But rest assured the NSA has recorded and will likely keep in perpetuity the purchase of the lamp, including how, where it was sent and from who.
Just a little bit more data in the profile having to do with you and/or your mom to be kept in one of the NSA data centers in case they might need it.

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85' 300D No inspection, No registration fees, Cheap insurance
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious %$&^."

It's not a matter of the tape. Don't you see "contains hidden microphone" written in microprint on the box?

Grab some Philips LED bulbs frome HD-you won't look back

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$60 OM617 Blank Exhaust Flanges
$110 OM606 Blank Exhaust Flanges
No merc at the moment

I hear they have cameras in them too. and FLIR system!

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Cruise Control not working? Send me PM or email (jamesdean59@gmail.com). I might be able to help out.
Check here for compatibility, diagnostics, and availability!

(4/11/2020: Hi Everyone! I am still taking orders and replying to emails/PMs/etc, I appreciate your patience in these crazy times. Stay safe and healthy!)


82 300SD 145k
89 420SEL 210k
89 560SEL 118k
90 300SE 262k RIP 5/25/2010
90 560SEL 154k
91 300D 2.5 Turbo. 241k
93 190E 3.0 235k
93 300E 195k

Yes, a typo on my part. I knew what I was talking about, I promise!

But the NSA and the TSA are affiliate organizations.

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Current: 1975 450SEL, 83 300D, 88 Yugo GVX, 90 300D OM603 swap, 91 F150 4.6 4v swap, 93 190E Sportline LE 3.0L M104 swap, 93 190E Sportline LE Megasquirt, 03 Sprinter, 06 E500 4Matic wagon.