Meteorologists Predict Record-Shattering Snowfall Coming Soon | Empire News

I can't wait for 50 times normal snowfall....

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Spoof site. Wonder how many people ran out and upped their hoard of powdered milk?

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Awww man, we just had a winter last year, why do we have to have another one again?

Personally as a Canadian I like that projected snowfall map. All snowfall seems to end at the southern side of the Canadian border. No snow here this winter would not hurt us at all.

Perhaps I can raffle off our snow clearing items.

What is....snow?

Popular map suggesting 'record-shattering snowfall' is a hoax - Baltimore Sun

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“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

Snow is what keeps our parts of the world not looking like Florida.

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Personally, I'm hoping it IS true. NJ is full of cheap distressed property right now and soccer mommies and their sperm donors staying in their heated houses rather than looking for places to move to makes my task of picking up another rental or two that much easier.

What's a "winter"?

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It's what people who live in places with real men's weather enjoy

Winter is what we have so it doesn't become like California.
Warm climates with no winter produce fuked up societies awash with homeless and freeloaders.

The geography of child poverty shows it well

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I already stocked up on powdered milk and canned bread after the Farmer's Almanac forecast!

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I've always wondered about canned bread. Who intentionally eats that stuff?

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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

While not an aficionado, it's not that bad. I don't know if it's common in other parts of the country, but it's definitely a New England thing. Especially among older, northern yankees.

I grew up eating it while on camping trips with my grandfather. Obviously it's not affected by packing and rough travel. Fried up in a cast iron skillet over a wood fire with a pat of butter and it's not too shabby. Very molasses-y.

About once a year I buy a can and it just brings back those memories. And it's goof to the kids. Not unlike Moxie.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Don't forget the canned burgers:

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