Haha - it's a 900 lb crate in a locked warehouse

There's probably a forklift. Keys will be in the lockbox by the office. Usually pops open with a good whack with a big chisel and sledge.

Make sure to cut the alarm system first. Usually a small grey box on the roof of the building or upper outside corner.

Lol.

I have moved four times. The first three I moved myself with a rented truck and the third I just sold everything and moved only my clothes, some rare books and my guns. The whole thing fit in the trunk of my car.

Then I just bought new stuff when I got to Oklahoma. I have added a lot of stuff since then but the only things I would take with me on another move would be the clothes, the books, the guns, my wife and two dogs.

My mind was warped early by Jules Verne who had his hero in Around the World in Eighty Days take only a suitcase full of cash so he could buy what he needed along the way. I do this, and it works.