(Mechanic Story posted on Youtube; Petrolicious channel, by CatheysKid)

One morning this tan diesel rabbit comes flying ( and I use the word flying with caution....diesel rabbits and word flying in the same sentence stretch the limits of credulity) anyway...this diesel screeches to a stop on the service driveway...the engine is in the midst of a full blown runaway just screaming to beat the band....this old lady of 70+ is sitting behind the wheel, she calmly reaches over and gets her purse off the passenger seat, checks her makeup in the rear view mirror then slowly and elegantly exits the car. Our best mechanic Heinz ( Heinz was the real deal...German trained by VW and brought to the states) was standing next to me on the drive. The woman approaches us and ask if there is something we do to help her. Heinz in a raised voice says..."yes..how bout a cup of coffee?" The woman responds with..."I was referring to my car", and very delicately points in the direction of the still screaming rabbit. Heniz responded..."Vell in dis case der is only von ting tu du..zit back and enjoy zee show". At that moment..."Boom" and the rabbit died a sudden death. Heinz slowly rubbed his chin and said..."Good...I zaut vee ver gooink to have to shoot it". The old woman looked at us and said..."Well....how do you like your rabbit cooked?"...and we all broke up laughing.

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thats funny there is an old German guy around here that works on Mercedes/Porsche but hes a bit on the cranky side