Well Joey, I was a tail gunner on a Charmin truck!

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2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

Never thought I would live in a time where people would ask me if I have any spare TP. Strange world we live in now.

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Sent from an agnostic abacus

2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD**

- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

I'm telling ya, I am so glad that I happened to buy a jumbo pack of TP at Trader Joes a few days before this whole thing hit. I mean, I do have a home-made bidet that works pretty well but you can't blow your nose with that.

Today at TJ's I saw they still had their house brand Kleenex. I bought a box, 99 cents, it says 95 tissues. 2 maybe 3 cents per sit down session. Not bad, I might buy a few more boxes. Better yet, I'll go to every TJ's in the area and buy all the boxes. (diabolical laugh)

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Some folks are pretty desperate around here.

swap for toilet paper

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Jim

OMG! That's horrible!

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

We had just come back from a couple of months in Florida, so we stocked up on everything at BJs, then, a couple of days later, the shelves emptied.

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All lives won’t matter until Black Lives Matter too. Along with Asian lives as well.

“No, I don’t take responsibility at all.” - Don Trump

“The buck stops here.” - Harry Truman

Black Votes Matter.

Living the dream at home. Counting and estimating the value of the returnables.

Out and around for a few things earlier as nobody else is. Not too worried as the wife mentioned. Since the swine flu did not get me. Nothing will.

A lot more stores will close as they are barren of customers. Many have already or are very awkward to use.

Now that is funny. Where did Monica get off to?

Thank you for this ! .

When I was in line to get into Sams Club a nice man was walking the line giving each person two rolls of T.P., I demurred because I know others might really need it and I'm good for now .

engatwork is in Ga., don't they have any corncobs there ? .

(I was a farm boy long long ago) .

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-Nate
1982 240D 408,XXX miles
Ignorance is the mother of suspicion and fear is the father

I did then what I knew how to do ~ now that I know better I do better

I'm going to advertise my bidet wand installation availability. I forsee a growth industry.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Ya ever been camping? Leaves make for a poor substitute 'specially if you're in a pine forest!

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“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

that is a directional issue

I’m trained to poop at work. Use their stuff. Not having tp isn’t the end of the world. Fortunately Ive always kept a Costco sized stock of non perishables on hand. I’m good for about 6 months if need be without batting an eye

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1993 e300
1995 e320
1994 e320
2006 s500 4matic
2004 Jeep wj overland
2001 Ducati 748
2004 Honda shadow aero