My beloved 240D is now gone
 

Dear Fellow Members-

DON'T you all worry about my 240D. Me sold him to a nice farm family. Now he'll be able to run and be restored.
I know you all loved my 240D, but it just wasn't fair on him to keep him cooped up here in this tiny little garage. My 240D needed somewhere where he could run around. I explained to my 240D that we all loved him very much, but this was better than everyone, especially him.
My 240D's new owners, the MacGregors, will love him just as much as we did. They promise to get him his favourite 50 cetane fuel every week. We even gave them his favourite toy! As we drove away, my 240D was smoking and leaking oil. He was so happy! We took some pictures but we accidentally dropped the camera in the beautiful stream that runs through the middle of the farm.
My 240D is happier now. Now he can make lots more Mercedes friends!

Love,
The Guy

An Onion fan, obviously.;)

I don't know any of the story, but this is a pretty funny thread for a remotely serious one. :D