Keep in mind, my team wears Silver and Black ... but this addresses my Bay Area roots and my love of the Chargers ... LOL

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's
a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are
Charger fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Jessica, why didn't you raise
your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked,
asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Jessica replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Jessica, why are you a 49ers fan?"

"Because my Mom and Dad are from the Bay area and my Mom is a 49ers fan and
my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too."

"Well, said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for
you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict
and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Jessica said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

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Ain't Life Grand!

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Amen to that

Reminds me of another one...

Two young boys are walking around in Golden Gate Park when a Rottweiler comes up and starts attacking one of the boys. The other grabs a shovel and hits the dog in the head, killing it.

A reporter from the SF Chronicle happens to be there, and goes up to the boy and asks what happened. The boy tells him the whole story, and the reporter writes everything down on a pad of paper.

The boy asks the reporter if he can see what he's writing, and the reporter shows him the pad of paper. The boy notices that the reporter wrote "49ers fan saves friend from brutal death" as the title. The boy tells the reporter "But sir, I'm not a '9ers fan!"

The reporter says "Okay" and erases part of the title and rewords it "Raiders fan saves friend from brutal death".

The boy says "But sir, I'm not a Raiders fan either!"

The reporter asks "Okay, then, what football team do you like?"

The boy puffs up his chest and says "I like the Dallas Cowboys!"

So, the reporter writes down "Redneck b@$%#&d kills family pet"