Michael Jackson Interview
 

Pete R. Pan jr. didn't catch up with Michael Jackson at his Neverland ranch just a few days ago. He never got to ask him a few questions. These aren't exerpts from the interview:

PP: So MJ, after the last lawsuit, what made you keep doing what you're doing despite the obvious dangers?

MJ: You know Peter, I've always said you don’t stop till you get enough.

PP: If you had something to say to Mcauley, what would it be?

MJ: I would say... <sniff> I want to love you pretty young thing

PP: You're such a recluse. Many people want to know, what do you do in your private time?

MJ: Well Peter, Just beat it... beat it beat it beat it.

PP: For the longest time now, despite your relationships with Brooke Shields and your marriage to Lisa Marie, there have been allegations that you're gay. Is that true?

MJ: For now, we'll make a vow, to keep it in the closet.

PP: Your fans want to know MJ. What do I tell them?

MJ Tell ’em that is human nature

Are you being sarcastic or do you not realise its a joke using lyrics from his songs:)

Don't feel bad. I didn't catch that either. :o

Elton John called Michael and asked if there was anything he could do for him. Michael replied" Don't let your son go down on me!":D:D :D

Oh, the madness!!:eek:
:D :D

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

What do MJ and Wal-mart have in common???


Little boys pants half off. :D :D :D



Just for the record I believe in "innocent until proven guilty" but this joke was too funny to pass up. :)