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Old 12-03-2003, 10:26 PM
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Looking for love?

"WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Wichita lost part of his tongue, police said.

Police were called to a loud fight about 9 p.m. Monday, at a home on the east side of the state's largest city.

Officers gave this report: After the argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue. Police recovered the piece, and it was re-attached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Police said the boyfriend faces simple battery charges."


I bet she's available if anyone's interested...

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Old 12-03-2003, 10:46 PM
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I heard Lorena got in a pretty bad accident.

Some dick cut her off.


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Old 12-03-2003, 10:53 PM
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There is no such thing as love, unless its your Mercedes. Mine requiers little maintenance and runs like new. This after 200K miles. What say you?
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Old 12-03-2003, 11:06 PM
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There is no such thing as love, unless its your Mercedes. Mine requiers little maintenance and runs like new. This after 200K miles. What say you?
Well, I guess you'll never confuse love with sex.....

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Old 12-03-2003, 11:34 PM
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That's what happens when you don't wear protection!

That's why I ALWAYS wore a mouthpiece before attempting to "swap spit"!
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:43 AM
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It got so bad for Lorena that...

she moved to Russia and changed her name: Ivana Kutyurkockov
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:23 PM
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I heard that the Bobbit guy was making porn films now....Does anyone know if this is true????

What am I thinking.....of course someone here knows the answer to a question containing "porn".

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