A friend posted this at MBCanada. Too funny!

Famous Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample our famous tequila to check for quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again

At this point it's best to make sure the famous tequila is still OK, try
Another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit, Pick up fluit off floor....Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewsciver. Sample the famous tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally finish the famous tequila and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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past MB rides:
'68 220D
'68 220D(another one)
'67 230
'84 SD
Current rides:
'06 Lexus RX330
'93 Ford F-250
'96 Corvette
'99 Polaris 700 RMK sled
2011 Polaris Assault
'86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper)

:p AHHAHAA, I guess I missed that on MBCanada

i just received my x-mas cookies from big-un's.com (al bundy's all time favorite mag)

im off to the Jiggly Room for some christmas cheer!