Add PORN STARS to the list of outsourced jobs!
 

Aw heck, lets outsource the whole stupid industry. I suggest that the EU would be a hot bed of opportunity.

B

Yeah, last time I called a 900 number I could barely understand the girl. OOPS! I meant "my friend" could barely understand the girl.........

What about Texas?
 

"American X-rated film directors are heading to Brazil in search of uninhibited women, exotic locations and cheap production costs. The going rate for a Brazilian X-rated actress is about $175 per sex scene -- a fraction of what talent in the Los Angeles area costs."

Heck, if they were looking to get it for less than 175$ a sex scene, wasn't Houston closer?

This explains my lack of work the last few years.

...and I was being "fast-tracked" to an illustrious porn career...until THIS happened!

now I'm being forced to "train" my replacement! :rolleyes:

My big downfall was a crumby screen name, Hindenburg.

I still practice though just in case they call me back.

Still practice...ha!

B

Is that really the task at hand???? :D

I guess there's two ways to look at that:eek:

One word, eyeglasses!

Ewwwwwww....