As If Most Men's Repairs Weren't Bad Enough


Tire Sniper Get some Bubble Wrap® with one inch bubbles (at most office supply stores or in dumpsters behind gift shops). cut a strip about a eighteen inches long and the width of a tire. Tape this to the tread of the front wheel of a parked car. When the car starts moving, the resultant popping sounds like a machine gun.

I like this one:

Condiment Commode Take a ketchup packet, honey packet, mustard packet or any other individually packeted potential squirting mess and fold it. Then duct tape it on the rim under the pad that separates the toilet seat from the toilet. When you potential subject sits down on the seat - they will receive a condiment surprise. - Blame goes to D. Forster



I wonder if they'll think they have piles.:p D'OH!

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1987 300SDL (324000)

1986 Porsche 951 (944 Turbo) (166000)

1978 Porsche 924 (99000)

1996 Nissan Pathfinder R50 (201000)