When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas, and stepped from the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying 2 Arkansas-bred hawgs.

At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!". Clinton turned and glared at the boy. "Son, don't you know I'm from Arkansas? These ain't pigs, they're hawgs."

The marine replied, "This Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S pardon, sir. Fine looking hawgs, sir!"

Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed. The President went on, "Thank you son. You see this one here?" He nodded to one of the hawgs under his right arm. "I got this one for Chelsea" Then he nodded to the hawg on his left. "This one here, I got for Hillary."

At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said, "Outstanding trades, sir."

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Learn as though you will live forever.
-Ancient Hindu Proverb
(Are there any modern ones?)

1998 E320 Blk\Blk
1995 BMW 530i (bad engine) sold
1989 BMW 535i sold after 170,000 fun miles
1996 Lincoln Town Car (6 passenger land barge, still smooth and quiet at 130,000 miles, make me an offer!)

LOL!

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past MB rides:
'68 220D
'68 220D(another one)
'67 230
'84 SD
Current rides:
'06 Lexus RX330
'93 Ford F-250
'96 Corvette
'99 Polaris 700 RMK sled
2011 Polaris Assault
'86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper)

LOL, I can't wait for someone to politicize the thread.