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Old 06-28-2004, 12:57 PM
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Thumbs up yep, thats right : im dating paris hilton!

ive been working with a trainer at the gym. i told her i needed an accurate way to gage max heart rate. she suggested the most basic formula: 220 minus age. i told her her my cardiovascular fitness level is better than my age suggests, but that my expectations could well be out of whack, because:

i dreamed 3 times in the last week that i was dating paris hilton! :p


which is very strange since i typically prefer brunettes, and have very few new reocurring dreams.

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Old 06-28-2004, 01:03 PM
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There is a thread going on a judge's solution to this.
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:16 PM
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No, I think you dreamed that you were at the Paris Hilton.
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:18 PM
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Maybe he's doing too many push ups.
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:34 PM
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There's a chick that needs to put on a few pounds
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:46 PM
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There's a chick that needs to put on a few pounds
How about I volunteer an additional 160?!
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Old 06-28-2004, 01:51 PM
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LOL!
Not exactly what I meant, but......... :p
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Old 06-28-2004, 05:22 PM
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I think that he dreamed that he WAS paris hilton!
spo out
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Old 06-28-2004, 07:01 PM
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I cannot find any woman attractive that has smaller breasts than me. But she does have a pretty mouth!
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Old 06-28-2004, 07:11 PM
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I loved the movie "One night in Paris" starring Miss Hilton....


You go girl
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Old 06-29-2004, 12:12 AM
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My Ethiopian collegue has mentioned that stuff. He says its some bad $hit- meth that grows on trees. Just what we need here. He says its why the Somalis are so wacked out - they live on the stuff. Their whole culture revolves around it, and the place is essentially ruled by khat gangs. Your post might explain why they all have AIDS too.
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Old 06-29-2004, 11:06 AM
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oh *****, Pari$ is gonna be pi$$ed when she hears that i got Brittney pregnant!
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Old 06-30-2004, 12:25 PM
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oh *****, Pari$ is gonna be pi$$ed when she hears that i got Brittney pregnant!
You TOO ?!?!?
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:52 PM
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Looking dapper as always, TB:
Hey, you did get a picture of Paris and me!

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