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yep, thats right : im dating paris hilton!
ive been working with a trainer at the gym. i told her i needed an accurate way to gage max heart rate. she suggested the most basic formula: 220 minus age. i told her her my cardiovascular fitness level is better than my age suggests, but that my expectations could well be out of whack, because:
i dreamed 3 times in the last week that i was dating paris hilton! :p which is very strange since i typically prefer brunettes, and have very few new reocurring dreams. |
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There is a thread going on a judge's solution to this.
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No, I think you dreamed that you were at the Paris Hilton.
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Maybe he's doing too many push ups.
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There's a chick that needs to put on a few pounds
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LOL!
Not exactly what I meant, but......... :p
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I think that he dreamed that he WAS paris hilton!
spo out |
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I cannot find any woman attractive that has smaller breasts than me. But she does have a pretty mouth!
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I loved the movie "One night in Paris" starring Miss Hilton....
You go girl |
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My Ethiopian collegue has mentioned that stuff. He says its some bad $hit- meth that grows on trees. Just what we need here. He says its why the Somalis are so wacked out - they live on the stuff. Their whole culture revolves around it, and the place is essentially ruled by khat gangs. Your post might explain why they all have AIDS too.
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oh *****, Pari$ is gonna be pi$$ed when she hears that i got Brittney pregnant!
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Thanks! Bot |
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