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Old 07-15-2004, 05:47 PM
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10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all [Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.] God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that."

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Old 07-15-2004, 06:44 PM
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:46 PM
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I understood it this way:

Adam was alone in the garden of Eden and kinda bored so he asked God to make him a companion.
God asked Adam what he was looking for in a companion. Adam replied that he wanted someone understanding, caring, trustworthy, rational, happy and kind.
God said he was pretty sure he could do something but would need half of Adam's brain, 1 ear, all his teeth, an arm, a leg and 1 testicle.
To which Adam replied-What can I get for a RIB?
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:57 AM
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Lower back pains...

Anyone have any suggestions for lower bacl pain?

I hurt my back(strained muscle, sciatica) playing basketball 5 years ago and was in agonizing pain for about 7 months.

Thru rest, exercise and a lumbar support for sitting I managed to get rid of it.

It's back,(sleeping on a worn out couch will do that to you), in fact, it's rearing it's ugly little head as I type this.

I thing I'll go out and buy a lumbar support today.

My Dr. told me once that muscle spasms are caused by pain, which cause more muscle spasm, which cause more pain, etc...
anever ending circle.

Make sense.

I think I answered my own questions, but you never know if there may be more answers out there.

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This is just my personal opinion in this matter. What you really can do is simply hire a 90 pound chinese women who will make you her bi*ch for a few hours and will walk all over you back. This should relieve the tensions in your body while not completely emptying your wallet.

Chiropractors are great, tensions are often related to bad posture and therefore the spinal cord. If its just muscle pain in a specific area, exercise and accuponcture. The latter one is again a 90 pound chinese women who just sticks needles in your back. Some say it works.

Wish you the best with your back and make sure its a 90 pound chinese women and not 150. The slight difference might be crucial.

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Old 07-16-2004, 11:52 PM
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This is just my personal opinion in this matter. What you really can do is simply hire a 90 pound chinese women who will make you her bi*ch for a few hours and will walk all over you back. This should relieve the tensions in your body while not completely emptying your wallet.

Chiropractors are great, tensions are often related to bad posture and therefore the spinal cord. If its just muscle pain in a specific area, exercise and accuponcture. The latter one is again a 90 pound chinese women who just sticks needles in your back. Some say it works.

Wish you the best with your back and make sure its a 90 pound chinese women and not 150. The slight difference might be crucial.

Peter
Peter, must I have an actual medical problem to get that treatment?

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Old 07-17-2004, 01:08 AM
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I think its late night therapy and you pick up the doctor on any main street in your town. Charges vary from doctor to doctor and your insurance wont cover any fees.

On the other hand real chiropractors prolly need appointments and I have not yet checked if accuponcture is legal to practice in america.
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Was in a small private club one night ,we all always looked up to see who was being buzzed in the door. The door was buzzed and a large stranger to me came in the door stopped and roared above the noise "If women didn't have pussy there would be a bounty on them" We all cracked up especialy the women in the crowd.........

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Old 07-19-2004, 11:35 AM
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I think there is going to be a bounty on you. Watch out for women with scoped rifles.
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Advise well taken ,my wife is a pretty good shot with her Colt Scout and seems to have taken over my Ruger Bearcat.........

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"If you are speaking out loud to your self in the forest and there are no women around to hear you are you still wrong" W.R. 2003
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Old 07-19-2004, 06:15 PM
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Might be a reason she has been practicing her aim. Was she at the club?
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:42 PM
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No it was a very sleasy joint in Delaware Ohio.......

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