I bought this book two days ago and I can't put it down! From the glossary:

S-bend: Special place for toddlers to stash their parents' jewelry, computer discs, and car keys.

Vas deferens: Having this cut will make a vas deferens in your ability to impregnate a woman.

Crapola: When an author passes off his casual anecdotal observations as universal truth.

My favorite,

Irony: The fact that we all turn out like our parents.

This book actually contains a lot of good factual information. It's a great read, good for lifiting your spirits after you go to get the little one out of the back seat and you find out he's snacking on huge dump all over himself and the carseat.

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