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Forum: Tech Help 06-19-2013, 08:21 AM
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Views: 759
Posted By Carleton Hughes
'01 CLK inoperable top.

Greetings all. A good friend has an '01 CLK which as an inoperable top. No response from the switch. I'm assuming electrical, as I have heard there are relays in the trunk which control this, but am...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 08-06-2012, 04:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,529
Posted By Carleton Hughes
I went down to Viginia to look up my family tree....

I went down to Viginia to look up my family tree.


And they hadn't come down yet...........
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 08-06-2012, 08:57 AM
Replies: 693
Views: 17,878
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Learn something new each day......I thought it...

Learn something new each day......I thought it was a strip club.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-23-2012, 10:56 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,333
Posted By Carleton Hughes
I can only hope I make it to your year with half...

I can only hope I make it to your year with half my health.....
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-23-2012, 10:54 PM
Replies: 3,952
Views: 131,514
Posted By Carleton Hughes
See the sky.

See the sky.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2012, 10:08 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 620
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Made under Lorena Bobbit's personal supervision.

Made under Lorena Bobbit's personal supervision.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2012, 10:06 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,846
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Look, from a purely societal standpoint the guy...

Look, from a purely societal standpoint the guy was a recidivist parasite, a drain on social resources that WE fund, and we're glad to be rid of him. Call me a Hobbesian misanthrope but experience...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 10:56 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,846
Posted By Carleton Hughes
http://http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftria...

http://http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/lapd/kingarrests.html (http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/lapd/kingarrests.html")

Read it and weep. Guy was a thug.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 09:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,846
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Yeah, when he won all that money and bought a...

Yeah, when he won all that money and bought a house with a pool his girlfriend urged him to join the YMCA so he could learn to swim.

Problem was he was afraid of clubs so he never joined.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 07:55 PM
Replies: 1,071
Views: 84,259
Posted By Carleton Hughes
How does the L.A.P.D. Play poker? 4 clubs...

How does the L.A.P.D. Play poker?

4 clubs beat a King.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 07:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 720
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Books of course. Are you kidding me?

Books of course. Are you kidding me?
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 352
Posted By Carleton Hughes
What? They gave it complimentary Depends drawer,...

What? They gave it complimentary Depends drawer, Metamucil dispenser and cataract- tinted glass?
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 02:31 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,846
Posted By Carleton Hughes
His mysterious demise caused ripples in the tight...

His mysterious demise caused ripples in the tight knit swimming pool community.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-17-2012, 10:53 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 787
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Seems the more complex society becomes, the more...

Seems the more complex society becomes, the more complex are the solutions to problems people seek to control.

I believe in simplicity. You wanna lose weight? Don't eat that much. Wanna get out of...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-16-2012, 02:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 440
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Hey now, the old gal was 63. She swallowed a pin...

Hey now, the old gal was 63. She swallowed a pin when she was 12 but never felt a prick until then. So let's be charitable.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-16-2012, 02:42 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 787
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Well now, went down to the Hershey car show late...

Well now, went down to the Hershey car show late last year. Tons of middle aged porkers. And wouldn't you know some smart hooples were doing a land office business renting golf carts to drive around!...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-16-2012, 02:37 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,235
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Umm, call me ignorant but why the f*** would...

Umm, call me ignorant but why the f*** would someone deliberately seize an engine with some chemical designed for the purpose? Some stupid law out there in LaLa land?
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-15-2012, 10:43 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,158
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Well, if that's the case why kill the fairy?...

Well, if that's the case why kill the fairy? After all, he didn't kill anyone, although he left lifelong scars.
Just have the biggest queen bucks in prison ream out his poop shute. Daily.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 04:46 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 606
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Oh well then. I was going to post a diatribe...

Oh well then. I was going to post a diatribe against Deep Homo.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 09:33 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,313
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Most of the residents of Massapequa Park are,...

Most of the residents of Massapequa Park are, shall we say La Canaille who are either struggling to stay afloat or non-resident landlords. Similar to many lower class Long Island locales.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 09:17 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,711
Posted By Carleton Hughes
My problem,(and occasional joy)is that I recall...

My problem,(and occasional joy)is that I recall my dreams with crystal clarity, down to the most minute details of the surroundings, people, conversations and even feelings and interpersonal...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 12:36 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 993
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Exactly. Once you've been with a squirter you...

Exactly. Once you've been with a squirter you won't be satisfied with anything else.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 12:17 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 993
Posted By Carleton Hughes
No watersports for you, eh?

No watersports for you, eh?
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-14-2012, 12:15 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,027
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Salaami, salaami, baloney....

Salaami, salaami, baloney....
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 11:38 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,027
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Can't say they ain't well hung into Iran....

Can't say they ain't well hung into Iran....
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 11:32 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 891
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Yes, best thing for It. Problem is 99.9% of the...

Yes, best thing for It. Problem is 99.9% of the time it is applied on top of the seats, on the finished, polished and dyed side of the leather which is not terribly effective but good enough.

I'm...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 11:25 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 993
Posted By Carleton Hughes
He was a pisser. Absolutely brilliant, discerning...

He was a pisser. Absolutely brilliant, discerning mind hidden behind a mask of earthy humor.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 05:51 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,027
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Since the beginning of time folks have tried to...

Since the beginning of time folks have tried to explain and understand cause and effect. Whole systems of philosophy and spiritual belief have been created by Man to try to codify and make sense out...
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 05:29 PM
Replies: 122
I'm
Views: 3,644
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Pheasant plucker.

Pheasant plucker.
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion 06-13-2012, 05:28 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 993
Posted By Carleton Hughes
Gramps would talk about his time in Paris during...

Gramps would talk about his time in Paris during WW1. On leave just after the battle of Belleau Wood. He and his buddies were on the way to a whorehouse, he claimed their tallywhackers were so big...
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