Volkswagen Jetta v. Mercedes-Benz E430

[Solid Snake]

Hey guys,

Rough wake up this morning; I got up to see my brother's final presentation in New Haven, and en route, I see this Jetta zipping and weaving from way back in my mirror. He catches up shortly and I see hes on his phone and looks blazed or hung over out of his mind. I think I lose him, but when I get off I-95, I see he somehow managed to be behind me in the line up; probably took a different exit.

I drive along with no worries and suddenly WHAM! Jetta is lodged up the E-Klasse's rear end. Couldn't help but feel bad for the kid; although he lost brownie points when he called the car a 'Beamer' "I tried to stop..."
With what, my bumper cover?

Here's some pics of the carnage.

I was mighty impressed once I stepped out of the car. Left rear quarter is maligned, and the bumper is cracked, but other than that, she's golden.

Enjoy knowing your car is safe from all the Jettas out there; I have a feeling if my 560 is ever in an accident, it's going to be a Volvo. Its a big joke with my friends about how much I despise them, even though my girlfriend drives one, AND a Saab. I'm Swedish, but I hate our cars.