1985 500sel diagnostic stuff
 

well my benz-o waz runnin fine untill i passed two freighliners at 80mph untill mine took a **** on me. Talk about hold on to your knutz i dove into outside lane hella fast. no nada no fuel pressuere, plenty spark,ton of compression. help me or car will sit and wait for a BIG BLOCK CHEVY to come around and kick some SHIOT. i have gotten nothing but crap from you punk ass wanna be bennz-o mech!!! dont waste my time. i gott some AA meatings to go to. so if you dont have anything realivant piss OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!:grim:

Fix your fuel problem before that BIG BLOCK CHEVY comes by. I'd check the fuse, relay and pump, in that order. I'm not sure about your benz-o, but on other older FI cars that I've owned, a plugged fuel filter will blow the fuse.

I hope that your stalled car isn't keeping you from your AA meeting; just in case, I'll have a beer for you.

This is the funniest post that I've seen here in a long time. Congratulations; keep up the good work.

Funny... I hardly think it so. As a true believer in free speech I've never figured out how to eliminate a post through my moderators capacity. If I had time I would on this one.

What I will state is that I've got five minutes before I open shop, I could be answering someone instead of participating with a bozzo. Over the years I come and go on this forum, pretty much based on the level of total BS I'm capable of tolerating. My profession is that I fix cars and I'll listen to logical disputes about the profession all day long, but since I'm not into censorship I just leave when the idiots get too thick!!!!!!!