Open Caption Contest for this very UNSUAL picture
 

Hey fellow members, just got this pic this morning on my commute to work and would like to open a caption contest for it. I think the picture speaks for itself, but the comments it aroused from passers by where hilarious. Lets see what do you think?

(By the way, for you info, the hearse is a 2003 E270 CDI)

"the rigid passenger safety cell did its job of protecting the occupants from injury ..."

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New this year are the active casualty monitoring sensors that automatically detect the lack of vital signs and instantaneously extract the occupants and simultaneously embalm and prepare the victims for immediate presentation and burial...

"Not wanting to be late to his wife's funeral, John B. Wiley insisted that the driver of the hearse not stop for the oncoming freight train which was..."

"May it rust in pieces."
 

or, in the Latin liturgy: "Robigine in partes laedatur."

The final Slow Down .....

Costa Rican police reported one fatality in this morning's commuter traffic. The body of Manny Baron (passenger) was recovered from the scene of the accident.

Hearse crash caption
 

GOT BUSTED ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN------------------

When interviewed after the accident, the driver obviously shaken, said "they told me he was dead"

News flash!
 

... and the survivors were buried yesterday at ...

"Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

If you thought you were having a bad day....

"And should the world-class safety systems somehow fail, Mercedes' latest optional equipment has you covered..."

Hearse driver Hector Lopez has come up with a novel way to expand his customer base in these worsening economic times. Pictured is Mr. Lopez’s hearse just after he plowed down a group of early morning commuters standing at a local bus stop. “I figure I’ll get four maybe five jobs from this run so this was a good day. My cousin Manny has an auto body shop so my overhead is pretty low. I like what I do so I can’t complain.”

Mercedes Benz... The Ultimate Dying Machine.


Jeff Pierce

No corpses were killed in the making of this film.

The victim was pronounced dead two days earlier.

""Look out" for what???"

"Hector's aggressive strategy for creating new business opportunites didn't work out quite the way he had foreseen."

Are they no test limits DaimlerChrysler will go through to insure the safety of its passengers in their cars dead or alive?

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I warned you my late husband was accident prone !

Tuxedo $500
Coffin $2500
Being driven to your final resting place in a Mercedes PRICELESS (no matter what the condition)

When my lawyer saw the picture he said:

"If the driver is holding on for his passenger(s) testimony to be held innocent, he can count me out as his defense attorney"

Drivers wanted.

... driver unaccustomed to "stiff" suspension in a mercedes... :D