Let divert the subject to an entirely different one.

That way we don't have to discuss the original subject!

It is another liberal conspiracy just like persecuting us Christians by substituting Happy Holidays for Merry Christmas.

It just shows the liberal media bias--fair and balanced is what I want--like Faux (did I spell that right?) News.

I'm concerned though. You know those damned Puritans banned Christmas celebrations, too. It just shows how liberal, sectarian, and Christian-baiting they were. They even burned those conservative innocent, unsuspecting witches to death--just to confuse us. Another liberal media plot I suspect

I hope everyone is taking their meds. I know I am.

Rev. Dr. G. Church of the SubGenius
It doesn't take a genius.