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Old 12-11-2005, 02:49 AM
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Yeah, I remember it but can't remember any of the lines.

At our show, he walked out on stage while people were still making their way back in after intermission -- no introduction -- he just walked out. He stood on the edge of the stage, with his hand over his eyes to block out the spotlight, I mean not covering his eyes -- he peers around and says:

"WHITE PEOPLE!" Then went into a bit about how it used to be bloods only but now the white folks were coming out. He said some of these white cats weren't quite up on the culture.

"White dudes come back after intermission and find out n****** done took their seats!"

(Mimics a timid white guy with girlfriend) "I think we were sitting over here, do you think we were sitting here, Mildred?"

(Changes personna) "Ya ain't sittin' here NOW, m***********r."

"But some white dudes don't go for that $h!t... 'HEY!...ya wanna f***in' A get it on? Huh? Do ya? Ya peckerhead? Huh? Do Ya?'" then mimics a hillbilly fighting.

Oh man, I don't know if I'd ever laughed so hard.
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