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Old 01-03-2006, 01:41 AM
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Talking ACME. INC. announcement

ACME
The only authorized manufacturer of UNIVERSAL frictionless lubricant.
Announcing the transfer of our top regional distributor MR Wile E. Coyote.
He will take over our Detroit and north eastern operations.


ACME product list
Every package/box has the ACME name proudly stamped on it.

Anvil
Aspirin
Axle Grease (guaranteed slippery)
Balloon
Basket
Bat-man's Outfit
Bed Springs
Bird Seed
Bomb
Bumble Bees (One-fifth)
Cactus Costume
Christmas Package Machine
Dehydrated Boulders (just add water)
Detonator
Do It Yourself Tornado Kit
Dog Sled
Dynamite
Earth Quake Pills
Electronic Fan
Electronic Motor
Explosive Tennis Balls
Female Road Runner Costume
Frisbee
Giant Mouse Trap
Giant Kite Kit
Giant Rubber Band
Glue
Grease
Handlebars
High Speed Tonic contains Vitamins

Last edited by whunter; 10-08-2008 at 03:26 AM.
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