>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
>"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
>"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
>trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
>"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
>to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
>office for a year! ''
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
>whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."