If you really enjoy it and can restrain yourself until the requisite time and then savor every drop you are not an alcoholic but a gentleman.

If you don't enjoy it and simply use it as a means to salve the fetid pus of your vanities and discolor your stale violet fancies,anxiously awaiting sweet oblivion to drown your sorrows and take pleasure in musing over your regrets,then you may consider yourself an Alky.

Otherwise,CHEERS!!!!!!!

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