Save a day for doing things around the house. When you wake up that day, take two shots of scotch (or more if necessary) immediately. Maintain your buzz as long as you can before passing out.

You might not get much done around the house, but you will be too drunk to drive anywhere.

Just don't go online! Unless it's here for moral support.

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Ralph

1985 300D Turbo, CA model
248,650 miles and counting...