A die-hard LSU fan, Joe amuses himself by scaring every opponent fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious team colors. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.

One day, as he was driving along headed to Tiger Stadium, he saw a priest walking on the side of the road. He thought he would do a good thing and pull over to offer him a ride. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The priest climbed into the back seat, and Joe continued down the road.

Suddenly, Joe saw an opposing team fan strutting down the side of the
road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, barely missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors,
but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest in the back seat, and turned to him and said "I'm sorry, Father, I almost hit that Auburn fan."

"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."