Originally Posted by 300EVIL

I sure did feel like a criminal about 2 months ago when I got pulled over for my "LEGAL" tinted windows. The cop made me assume the position and patted down my genitals. (Bet he enjoyed that!) Then he searched my hole car, knocking on body panels and asking me if I had any drugs in the air filter. He dumped out all the contents of my briefcase and looked at all my documents. He was looking under my car with mirrors and a flashlight. All in all wasting more than an hour of my time on the side of the road. Of course he came up with NOTHING! Well, he did find a leaky pen wrapped in tin foil in which he was so proud to show me as if it was some kind of drug parafanilia. I told him "OOO... You got me now! Thats my crack pipe!" I don't think he liked my humor. Anyway, I was very cooperative and he sent me on my way. "Just doing my job" Feels a lot like harassment.

That's just one of my stories. The police have been f@$^ing with me for years. I must look like some badass gangsta criminal or something hiding under my clean cut appearance and no tattoos or piercings.