There was a small bakery shop in a town that had a very attractive
female clerk. It became known throughout the town that the pretty
woman didn't like to wear panties under her skirt while on duty as
the clerk at the bakery. Men would come in to the store, all day
long to buy a loaf of raisin bread. When they requested raisin bread,
the clerk would have to climb a ladder to reach the bread on a high
shelf behind the counter which revealed quite a show for the male
customers. As the day grew longer, the lady became quite exhausted
from climbing the ladder to fetch raisin bread. Just as she was on
the ladder retrieving another loaf of raisin bread for a customer, an
elderly gentleman walked into the bakery to purchase a pie for his
wife so they could celebrate National Pie Day with their friends and
family. The clerk shouted down to the old man, who was pretending
not to be looking up, and asked, "Sir, I'll bet yours is raisin,
too?" The old gentleman replied, "No it isn't, but it is sure
startin' to twitch some."

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There was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was
like. So one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he
watched as the strippers danced until they started taking off their
clothing. That's when he jumped from his hiding place, bolted out the
door, and started running down the street screaming and yelling where
he runs and into a man. The man asks the boy, "What's wrong you young
man? You look like you just saw a ghost!" The little boy replies,
"Ghost! It's worse than that, mister! My mommy told me that if I ever
watched a girl undress before I got married, I'd would slowly turn to
stone, and then all of a sudden..."

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Subject: Major Breakthrough


Apple Computer reported today that it has
Developed computer chips that can store and play
Music inside women's breasts . This is considered
To be a major breakthrough because women are always
Complaining about men staring at their breasts and
Not listening to them.

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D