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Originally Posted by German Stare
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender if they served Germans. The bartender replied that indeed they did.
The man said, "OK, give me a beer and give my alligator two Germans". 
*BTW, I'm of Germanic heritage, no whining please. |
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits on a stool.
The bartender looks at the grasshopper and says:
"Did you know that we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper pauses for a moment and answers:
"You mean you have a drink named Maurice?"
DISCLAIMER: I am not a grasshopper. So grasshoppers can whine about this post if they like.
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