John - A twat is a pregnant fish..........................go figure eh!!!

Parrot - You can't mention Sweaties or Sheep shaggers that's RACIST and not nice

But I suppose Scottish pillock or Welsh toe-rag would be ok

Notice how I discretely left the Irish out of this one. America's full of 'em you know. Every time I got arrested in South Boston the cop was wearing a claddagh ring. You would get cabbage and bacon for breakfast oh and a broken head when they found out you were English .........ah mammy God love em. Good memories

Anyway what about my frigging timing chain

Cheers
Adrian