Bought a new turntable a couple years ago to play my old LP's on. Went to Best Buy. Conversation went something like:

ME: Does this one come with a cartridge?

KID: Cartridge??

ME: You know, the thing where the needle goes..

KID: Needle ??

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2004 C240 Wagon 203.261 Baby Benz
2008 ML320 CDI Highway Cruiser
2006 Toyota Prius, Saving the Planet @ 48 mpg
2000 F-150, Destroying the Planet @ 20 mpg



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