I don't buy music, I download for free. I figure that all musicians are overpaid druggies and don't deserve my money and besides, they should make music just for the love of it.

Same with farmers, greedy bastards. They grow food just to make money, greedy bastards.

And oil companies. Same deal.

The only honest people are from the government because they're just here to help you and have no hidden agendas of their own.

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