His name is Baron von Schuppen. He's a dick sometimes. He thinks his status as a Baron has weight with me, but I just ignore him. He is male: Works hard, doesn't complain about the load I'm giving him, and always gets the job done (whether he gets dirty or not!). Another question could be: is your car a dog or a cat. Mine would be a dog. I'm guessing the majority of males would be labeled dogs and females, cats...

Personifying machinery is fun! Still, I hate to think machines have minds of there own!.......*Twilight Zone theme plays is the background*