I work for an Airline and can fly free. The cat will cost me $50 to transprt in cabin.

If it is an airport to airport type thing I might be able to work it out. I just need to know the pick up airport and drop off airport to know if I can do it.

I just need to keep my wife in the dark about it. If she finds out I am transporting a homeless kitten, I will have to bring it home and it to the 5 we already have.

If one of you bastards breathes a word of this to her I will hunt you down and put your car on blocks so help me god.

BTW, and animal transported by airline must have all its shots.

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