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Originally Posted by MTI
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So you are saying you go checking penis sizes of Hummer owners? How do you do that? Do you carry a ruler? Do you ask them "You drive a Hummer. Can I check your penis?"? What if it is a woman?
Wait, scratch that. If it is a woman, call me and I might see if it is worth the while for me to check out her "vitals"?
