The Critical Mass rides are intended to be provocative. Desired effect secured. An impotent loser with far-r-r-r too much time on his hands hops on a bike in order to become intoxicated by the power of a mob and encounters another loser who happens to be wearing a badge. One loser will sue the other and probably prevail in court. The other loser will be riding a desk for a few years. Happy ending for all.

Watch: Someday some pickup truck driver stuck in a CM-generated traffic jam will lose his s*it and turn some of these Schwinn-riding fools into a hood ornament.