Sam Greenberg was scanning Craigslist for bargains as usual when he came upon the erotic services section.
One ad caught his attention,"Sexy tranny Amber will do anything you want for $150.00,outcalls only,my hands my only tools".

So sam called the number,gave his address and the tranny showed up.Sam took her/it in the garage,pointed to the paint rollers,ladders and cans, then said,"If you finish the exterior in a day I'll maybe a slice of pizza buy you,but you gotta get rid of the short skirt".

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