(AP) The world's largest turkey processor recalled over 12 million turkeys today. Jim Beak, Butterball CEO issued this statement: "We apologize to the public for any problems this may cause during the Thanksgiving Holiday. It seems that there was a malfunction in our largest Turkey processing plant and we FORGOT TO BUTTER THEIR BALLS!"

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