Lol, you guys are hilarious...I have since avoided stepping on the edge of the bed as I walk by. I have a gaping hole as a reminder. :[

Oh, and to clarify, I have no ass to speak of.

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Current cars:
2000 ML55 AMG, 174k miles
2003 C240 T-Modell, 202k miles
1995 S320, 207k Miles