I have to appreciate your blunt honesty in asking for your goal. Just for that...I'll offer free homebrew. The catch is that it's in San Angelo. It's all in kegs too, so it's not traveling.

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My Primary Driver - '85 300CD - 4-speed conversion, 2.47 rear, lowered, euro headlights, rebuilding (not restoring so much)

Wife's - '08 Saab Sportcombi Aero

Riding a '03 Yamaha Warrior