Tell 'ManBearPig' to make it stop?

Require the volcano to buy 'carbon credits'?

Install catalytic converters on all volcanic vents?

Oh I know... implement a carbon tax on all volcanoes to be paid by the electric utilities... no wait, THAT is Obama's idea, not Al Gore's.
No wait again, It IS Al Gore's idea just like he invented the Internet

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