I left Lowes with a few items, but as I approached my car in the parking lot, two heavy-set 75-yr old women were wiping the windshield...they licked their lips sensuously as I neared the vehicle!!!

I'm tired of walking home from Lowes!!! My wallet is safe for now, but I've left three vehicles there so far!!!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car