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Originally Posted by G-Benz
If you get sickened by it, you'll have to be admitted into the Mayo Clinic!  |
Jar of "suspect" Miracle Whip: $3.95
Loaf of bread and a pound of balogna: $5.00
The whole family, spending two-three days, with intestinal distress and possibly a (pardon the pun) "run" to the local Mayo Clinic to test for food poisoning: PRICELESS!
For all other items near the picnic basket (and until the "Mayo Bill" arrives), it's Master Card!